Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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