- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

9/11 my birthday

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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