what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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