How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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