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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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