- Anti Joke

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team