Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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what's white and sticky semen

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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