What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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