- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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