What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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