- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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