- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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