Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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