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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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