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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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