- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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