- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

who is really lanky? james cornish

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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