Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Anti Joke

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