What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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