- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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