- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

read this sentence again.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??