- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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