Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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