- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A man penetrates another man.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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