- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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