- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

This is an anti-joke.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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