What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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poopy is poopy

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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