What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Suck pussy

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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