Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

haha black people :D

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