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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

drugs.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Corn Muffins

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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