- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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