- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

My mom

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!