- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

bangers and mash?

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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