- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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