- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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