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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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