What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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