- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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