- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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