Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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a man checks his mypsace

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Anti Joke

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