- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

the economy.

kennah campion when she talks

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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