- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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