- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

bangers and mash?

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

drugs.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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