- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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