Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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The holocaust

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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