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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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