I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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