Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Donald Trump

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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