Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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knock knock Goodbye

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Anti Joke

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