How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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