Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Equal rights!

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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