- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

13 =B you just learned something

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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