- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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