Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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