- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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