- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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