- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Tony Romo

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Cripples are lame.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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