- Anti Joke

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops