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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Corn Muffins

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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