- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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