- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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