What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Anti Joke

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