Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Take wrong turns

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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diarrhea.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Anti Joke

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