- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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