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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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