im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Read a Book.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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My mom

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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