- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

You know what's cool? Yep.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??