A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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