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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

hashtags suck balls

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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