- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

John lazzaro likes dick

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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