What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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knock knock come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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