What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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what's white and sticky semen

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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