Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Cripples are lame.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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