- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Golf.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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