- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What rhymes with milk...milf

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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