- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Yes

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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