Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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womens rights

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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