Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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