A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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