- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

You are joking right?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Women's rights.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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