What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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