- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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