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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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