- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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