- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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