- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

All of these jokes are about white people

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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