Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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deez nuts

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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