- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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