- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Take part of what?

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What page are you on The gay page.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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