- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

your no better than a cockroach

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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