- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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