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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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