- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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