Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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