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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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