- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What page are you on The gay page.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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