- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

george goodburn is secretly mexican

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A fat guy!

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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