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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Your Mom

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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