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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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