Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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