- Anti Joke

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

all these jokes are horrible now

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.