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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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