Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

You know what's cool? Yep.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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