- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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