What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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whats white jizz

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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knock knock... ...no answer

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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