If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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