What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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