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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Potassium? K.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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