- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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