Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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