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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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