What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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