- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Cripples are lame.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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