Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Wait! hundred billions!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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