- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Robin, get in the car!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

knock knock... ...no answer

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Knock knock knock OCD

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