- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Chris is hairy

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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