Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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