- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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