- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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