Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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