What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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whats white jizz

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Knock knock knock OCD

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knock knock... ...no answer

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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