what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

I'm rick james bitch

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Anyone can post anything.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A russian gives away vodka.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Happy Monday!

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Anti Joke

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