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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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