What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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