- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Wait! hundred billions!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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