- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

when debbie meets downer

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How High is a Chinese man

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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