one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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a black man pays his child support

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Anti Joke

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