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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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