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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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